How is this for a graduation speech?

Good evening ladies and gentlemen:

A few weeks ago, I was informed by the school administration that I would likely be the valedictorian of our senior class for this school year. I would have the privilege of giving a speech and addressing all who would be in attendance. While I do not consider myself much of a public speaker, I did consider it an honor for me and especially for my parents who have done so much to get me to this point.

At the time, I was also informed that I would need to meet with the principal in order to receive guidelines as to what in particular would not be permitted in my speech. I thought little of it as I realized certainly they did not want me bashing the school, cursing or using inappropriate language, or embarrassing myself, my parents, or the school in any way.

I arrived at the principal’s office at the appointed time on the specified day, making sure I had my notebook and pen at the ready. I certainly was grateful for any help I could get as I knew the school had been dealing with such things for a long time.

The meeting began well enough with information about how long the speech should be, how to stand, enunciate properly, project an image of confidence, etc. Then I was told there was a particular subject and a particular name that I was not to mention. It regarded aspects of faith and since I cannot mention the name, I describe Him as the One mentioned on our country’s coins. I was told this subject was too controversial, it might offend some people, the school might get into legal disputes, public relations hassles, etc.

I have to say at the end of the meeting I was quite upset – not being able to mention this One who is such an important part of my life. But later I thought better of the meeting. Indeed, why end the year in controversy, why stir up a stink, why mention names and subjects that are uncomfortable?

Thus my speech did end up taking an unexpected turn. I had wanted to thank the principal who had been so helpful to me over the years. But now I dare not mention his name. I know there are a number of people who are not happy with him because of some decisions he had to make over this past year. I have heard his name mentioned in a negative manner several times of late.

I am particularly grateful to some members of the school board, but I am sure their names would set some people off. Remember the students that were expelled this year and the action that had to be taken against a coach and a few athletes. I do not want to throw any more fuel on that fire – especially since that protest against the school board has been all over the news, not to mention Facebook. Therefore, I will refrain from mentioning the name of this school.

I want to especially thank my parents, but I am hesitant to mention their names. You may have noticed, I have not even mentioned my name. I am sure I have teed off some of my fellow students this year.

So I have written this speech in the “let’s all get along mode” But I have come to realize that if the name of the One on our money cannot be mentioned, then whose name is worthy to be mentioned? Therefore, think twice before mentioning anyone’s name lest a conflict erupts.

If this is the America that I am about to step into, I have my work cut out for me. I will be talking to the One whose name I cannot mention - if anyone would care to join me later on this evening.

Thank you